Total Medals Earned: 1,026 (From 196 different games.) Total Medal Score: 15,205 Points
Medals Earned: 5/20 (50/500 points)
Achieve the inevitable
You touched a poop!
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
Have you tried eating less fiber
Kill a construction worker
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
Medals Earned: 14/15 (400/500 points)
get a high score of 10,000 or more
get a high score of 25,000 or more
get to the Boss
get to the Fifth Wave
get to the forth wave
upgrade your grenades
upgrade your guns
upgrade your lives
get to the second wave
upgrade your speed
upgrade your stomp
get to the third wave
get a high score of 50,000 or more
destroy the boss
get a high score of 100,000 or more
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/340 points)
Deal enough damage to make the hydra fly.
Destroy all the pottery.
Manage to cut off the chandelier.
Find the hidden life potion.
Find the password for unlocking the special mode.
Grab the key in midair.
Activate the special mode and deal over thrice the normal damage!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/210 points)
Beat the first 9 levels
Beat the first 27 levels
Beat the first 18 levels
Beat the game on any mode
Beat the game on classic mode
Medals Earned: 6/6 (45/45 points)
Complete Act 1
Complete Act 2
Complete Act 3
Medals Earned: 4/4 (70/70 points)
Beat the game as the ice team!
Beat the game as the fire team!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (50/150 points)
Beat the final boss
100% of all secrets found
Medals Earned: 4/5 (200/210 points)
Defeat Dad Clock
Defeat Strawberry Clock
Defeat Pico and Nene
Win the game with more than 70 hp remaining
Medals Earned: 12/19 (290/645 points)
It sure is animaly in here
Yum Yum
Is it edible?
Credit where credit is due
Good job!
Oh my goodNess!
Should've kept you Locke-d up
You Won!
Listen to a song used in the game
Well, maybe not THAT famous
Legend has it the Toppat's have this sword
Fail a Total of 100 Times
Get All 60 Unique Fails
Medals Earned: 23/50 (135/500 points)
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Reach the top of the tower
Start playing!
Defeat the Sheriff
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Defeat Don
Defeat Osha
Enter the tower
Reach floor 38 :)
Check out the credits
Defeat B. Casual
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat 38 enemies
Obtain Strawberryclock
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Bother Yeremey
Collect all items
Collect all weapons
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Finish the game as Yeremey
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!